Friday, June 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen is out of the picture - literally.

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Warner Brothers has offiically gotten rid of Charlie Sheen, by removing the poster from the outerwall of the studio, and replacing it with simply a picture of the series' logo. Obviously, the new poster is only temporary. A picture of the new and improved cast, including Ashton Kutcher, should be up on the wall soon.

Charlie Sheen Moving to Paris !

Okay, so not exactly.

During the last original episode of Two and a Half Men that aired on February 14th, Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie Harper and his neighbour, Rose were headed to the airport to catch a flight to Paris.

It's likely Men producer, Chuck Lorre will use this as a way to get rid of Charlie Harper. However, the flight on this episode was never actually intended to be a cliffhanger - it just happened that the episode was the last one shot before Sheen went crazy.

The obvious scenario - which CBS is probably stupid enough to go for - would be a plane crash, killing off Charlie. Unfortunately, it's unlikely that the producers will actually use this scenario. They'll probably just say that Charlie moved to Paris, and move on.

Darn it. We were hoping for a good "The main character's dead" episode. Oh well.

"Kung Fu Panda 2" Review

Today, we are reviewing the newest DreamWorks animated to hit the box-office, "Kung Fu Panda 2".

This 3D film follows the story of Po, the kung-fu panda we all know and love, voiced by noneother then Jack Black.

This 91-minute-long film is packed full of amazing, beautiful, extraordinary special effects that piece together the film in a way that fixes our eyes on the big screen, making us trying not to blink.

This movie is not just a movie. It's art.

While the storyline may seem a little familiar to fans of the first installment, there's enough action, comedy, and visual treats to make this film the must-see-movie of the Spring.

RATINGS:
Special Effects: 9.5/10
Voice Acting: 8/10
Storyline: 7/10

Overall mark: 8/10

Joe Jonas "See No More" Review

Today, we are reviewing Joe Jonas' debut single off his debut new solo album. The song is called See No More and was released, today.

Take a look at the song by clicking here.

So, the song is just over 3 and a half minutes of pure, classic, one-man show, Joe. The problem is, we're just not sure if that's a good thing.

While Joe clearly has faith in the song, considering he's been tweeting constantly over the past month, and even more within the past few days, we're just not that into the song.

Taking a break from the Joe topic, the background music is annoying, and we can't help but get distracted from Joe's voice to listen to the unrecognizable Band Dynamics.

The song is clearly meant for someone with a more powerful voice, and while it is a solo song - we can't help but keep waiting for Nick Jonas' voice to pop in somewhere along the lines, and maybe for Kevin Jonas to pick up the guitar and make his way into the song, but it's just four minutes of Joe. Plain-old Joe.

RATINGS:
Joe's Vocals: 5/10
Background Music: 2/10
Lyrics: 6/10

Overall mark: 4/10

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Kim Kardashian Ditches Surname!

Goodbye, Kim Kardashian ... HELLO, Kim Humphries -- TMZ has learned ... the BIGGEST name in reality television will soon cease to exist ... because Kim K will be taking her soon-to-be husband's last name.
That's right -- sources close to Kim are adamant ... the most famous Kardashian of them all will "for sure" take NBA star Kris Humphries' last name when the couple ties the knot this summer.

Which might piss off Kim's mom, Kris Jenner -- who recently told Popeater.com, "I don’t think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries ... She needs to be Kim Kardashian because she’s worked so hard to get where she is.”

It's kind of a stupid last name... kind of unnatractive.

'Camp Rock 2' Star -- Rescued After Ducati Crash

Matthew "Mdot" Finley -- star of Disney's "Camp Rock 2" -- is recovering from a bone-crushing Ducati accident last week ... in which he lost control of his bike and plummeted off of a 100-foot cliff in Malibu.

TMZ has learned ... L.A. County Fire trucks and paramedics raced to the scene Thursday afternoon and several responders had to hike down the steep slope to retrieve the 23-year-old actor.

We're told Finley was trying to make a turn on Mulholland Drive when he lost control of the bike and went crashing down the side of the cliff.

Finley was transported to UCLA Medical Center ... where he was treated for multiple compound fractures as well as injuries to his face and head. We're told Finley has already undergone several surgeries to repair damage to his leg ... and will require more surgery in the near future.

Through his rep, Eric Ortner, Finley released a statement saying, "I crashed hard, but the love and support from my friends, fans, and family have helped ease the pain."

He continues, "I love riding, almost as much as I love dancing.  I'm praying to be back doing both soon.  I want to thank the brave responders, firefighters, paramedics and doctors who rescued me and saved me."

With Sean Kingston, Mdot, AND David Beckham getting into harsh crashes lately, we're asking; what gives?

Shaquille O'Neal Retires!

Sha'quille is Sha'retiring.

After nineteen years in the NBA, the 39-year-old Shaquille O'Neal announced he was retiring, earlier tonight, with a video released through his Twitter account.

 "We did it. Nineteen years baby. I want to thank you very much, that's why I'm telling you first, I'm about to retire. Love you, talk to you soon."